This Phantom Promise just keeps hurting...In this episode, Sam makes a comment that if Sora went off and took a beach vacation somewhere, it's possible that the Organization would end up killing itself without his help. There's more truth to that than we'd be able to get into with Chain of...

Today, we wrap up "The Ex-Dictator"In the previous episode, we spent most of the time answering the question of "How are we going to approach the target without being detected?". Now that the question's been answered, two new ones open up:"How do I kill these two?" and "How will I get out once the...

Do you constantly find yourself staring at your friends back, wondering exactly what knife would be best suited for plunging into it? If so, call your doctor right away, as you might have Chronic Backstabbing Syndrome.It's amusing to watch Sam ask all these questions as we go through the series....

This room looks familiar...Kingdom Hearts has this problem of building up a ton of cool premises that could lead into really fascinating philosophical and sociological musings... and then dropping them like lead weights before they've really had time to develop. Worse, they often just refuse to...

Another Elusive Target: "The Ex-Dictator"This Elusive Target is noteworthy for two reasons.This Elusive Target is the very first target to take place in the hotel in BangkokIt is also the first one to have two targets.Since players can no longer retry an Elusive Target once any one objective has...

This game is just filler.One thing that we point out in this episode is just how strange the script sounds when delivered by these voice actors.I don't fault the actors themselves, or even the voice direction. The actual performances aren't bad at all. When you hear them in other games, with better...

Today, we undertake a new Elusive Target: "The Identity Thief"With all the Elusive Targets, I have noticed that a very large percentage of them take place in the Paris map. To a degree, that makes a lot of sense. Paris is the first map they released, and it comes with the Intro Pack, which...

Today, we rediscover how much filler is in this goddamn game.Since we don't have much to say regarding the events of the story, I'm going to instead talk about why I personally don't care that AtRiley didn't include any of the individual world's storylines.Not only are they filler, but they follow...

Welcome back to the Kingdom Hearts Primer. This time, we've moved on to Chain of Memories.Thanks again to AtRiley for allowing us to use his cut for our purposes.There's not much to say about the overall story yet, because even in a story that's largely build-up to Kingdom Hearts 2, most of the...

If the title of this episode has you confused, my attempt at "The Fixer" was... less than ideal.I'll be honest with you, I was really bummed that I bungled that mission at the end.But in hindsight, it's good that I was able to capture that on camera, to demonstrate the true finality of these...