It's been a while since our last run of Monster Train. With a new expansion coming out for Runeterra, it is tempting to explore the new cards. Alas, I have not yet had time to play around, so until I do this is a good way to spend the time. Let's give it a...

At least, we approach the end of our adventure in this old, isolated village in the middle of France. With only one more of Miranda's children left, her defenses are beginning to look weak. Our daughter is nearly in our grasp. We need only make it just a little bit further. Thumbnail by Sam...

I made a claim last week that I don't think the Lurk mechanic is very good. The thing about making bold proclamations on the internet is that if at any point, you are proven wrong, then the record of your mistake is forever ingrained into history. And yet, I happen to find a recipe for a Lurk...

Two of Mother Miranda's four children now lie dead by our hand. From them, we have retrieved flasks containing the preserved body parts of Ethan Winters's beloved daughter, Rose. Halfway to our goal, David Phillips and I must now defeat their remaining siblings so that we can complete our...

It's been almost exactly one month since we've last graced the world of Runeterra. Conveniently for us, we're decided to dip our tops back into the well just in time for a new mini-expansion to hit, and with it new champions and play patterns to test. Though out of the 3 new champions, there...

The Season of Sin continues, and Sloth continues to be the big theme. Only, this time it's not Agent 47 who embodies the sin. Our target, in his criminal negligence, has created a body count that far exceeds our own. His victims and their families demand justice. And we're here to...

Lady Dimitrescu and her daughters have all been felled by our hands, and as a result, we now have the first of four jars of our daughter's body parts in our possession. Thus, we have three more of Mother Miranda's lieutenants to go before we can finish our campaign. If the remaining lords will...

As we pass the halfway point for the month of June, Agent 47 finds himself possessed by yet another Deadly Sin. This time, it appears that Sloth has taken umbrage with our work ethic. He's seen fit to give us a lesson in taking things easy... ...one that will kill us if we don't heed...

We have played a number of roguelikes and run-based games around here, so I'm always on the lookout for new ones. And now that I have a PS5, I have the chance to give the newest member of the genre a try. So let us play... Returnal. https://youtu.be/ZQxU1ufy-po The problem I had playing...

Our adventures in the frigid European countryside continue as we explore Castle Dimitrescu, accosted by its grotesque hosts. With powers and abilities beyond ordinary people, it seems likely that we spell our own doom. However, perhaps our abductors are not as invincible as they may seem. With...