Hitman (2016) – Episode 9 – Lights, Camera, Moose!?
Welcome to Marrakesh, where we stop a government coup just because someone would lose money if it went through.Marrakesh is roughly the same size of Sapienza, but it never gives off that the impression that it's as big. There's a good reason for that.In Sapienza,...
newdarkcloud talks about YouTube’s Content ID
I want to talk about content ID. Starting from 2:25 and ending at 3:17 of this episode of Hitman (2016), I hide in a coffin in a morgue, attached to a church. During this time, an angelic song plays in the background.Imagine my surprise when...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman (2016) – Episode 8 – A Virus Names Foxdie
Our time in Sapienza comes to an end...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman (2016) – Episode 7 – Pizza Pasta!
After our fabulous performance in Paris, we head to Italy for some much a needed vacation...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman (2016) – Episode 6 – Phantom of the Fashion Show
And now, for a funny little diversion.Though this episode does show off a little bit of what I was talking about last episode, in truth this was just an excuse to have a little bit of fun.In case anyone thinks that Hitman is a serious...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman (2016) – Episode 4 – Dressing As The Stars
Welcome to the Paris fashion show: Home to chic design and fabulous murder.One of the things I am grateful to Absolution for is that it forced IO Interactive to seriously improve on the sneaking/stealth mechanics of Blood Money. Where we once had this terrible binary...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman (2016) – Episode 3 – Checkmate
Today, we finish the tutorial.There's some dispute over whether or not this section can be treated as part of the tutorial. I lean on the side that it is part of the tutorial, because it makes sense if you treat like a further escalation on...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman (2016) – Episode 2 – Simulated Drowning
Welcome to the smartest Hitman tutorial IO has ever made.I really can't stress how smart a decision this was for the tutorial. While any tutorial can be used to introduce the basic mechanics, the mechanics themselves are only half of a Hitman game.The other half...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman (2016) – Episode 1 – Murder Comedy
Welcome, my friends, to a World of Assassination.I never went through the tutorial for Blood Money when doing the LP for it, and there's a very specific reason for that. Said tutorial is so poorly done that it makes my blood boil ever more than...