Kingdom Hearts Primer – Kingdom Heart 2 – Episode 9 – Objectively Better
We finish Mulan's world and go back to faffing about for a bit.Not much to say. Frankly, any criticism we could levy towards this section would only be criticism of the original movie.Next time, other worlds!...
Kingdom Hearts Primer – Kingdom Heart 2 – Episode 8 – Your Army Sucks!
We start the Disney worlds...
Kingdom Hearts Primer – Kingdom Hearts 2 – Episode 7 – KH and the Sunken Cost Fallacy
Finally, we have arrived at the game proper.I must say, as someone who has played this game countless times, I really appreciate the scenes they added in the Organization XIII chambers for Final Mix.In the original release, most of the Organization members hardly get any...
Kingdom Hearts Primer – Kingdom Hearts 2 – Episode 6 – The Boy Who Cries Inside Me
Roxas's last day of summer vacation has come and gone, so now we go some tutorial bits with Sora. :)It makes sense that we would have some sort of introductory sequence for Sora since there's a change in protagonists. That said, since we already had...
Kingdom Hearts Primer – Kingdom Hearts 2 – Episode 5 – ROXAS SMASH!
Five episodes in, and we're finally finished the intro to the game. Good thing we aren't playing, or that might have been another five or so episodes.I've said it before, but I really feel that a lot of the anger people have for Roxas has...
Kingdom Hearts Primer – Kingdom Hearts 2 – Episode 4 – Rivals With Destiny
We question our life choices while Roxas investigates the seven wonders of...
Kingdom Hearts Primer – Kingdom Hearts 2 – Episode 3 – The Belt That Strangles Nomura’s Head
Today, we watch teenage children beat the stuffing out of each other in a legally sanctioned blood sport.We erroneously say it's been two years since the events of Kingdom Hearts 1. This is a lie, it has actually been 1 year in Kingdom Hearts time.Aside...
Kingdom Hearts Primer – Kingdom Hearts 2 – Episode 2 – Eyes Can’t Lie
I don't have the budget to render an introductory paragraph.One of the fun things about doing this Primer series with Sam is that even when I'm telling the complete truth about what's going on or the reasoning behind some character's actions, the answers can often...
Kingdom Hearts Primer – Kingdom Hearts 2 – Episode 1 – Blood Sport
This is the big one, ladies and gentleman. For most of you out there, this is where Kingdom Hearts jumped the shark. Fortunately for you, Sam and I are here to explain the plot, make some bad jokes, and occasionally let a good joke or...
Kingdom Hearts Primer – Kingdom Hearts 2 – Trailer
It's that time again. Once again, Sam and I are delving back into Kingdom Hearts to help solve the mysteries within.This is going to be the big one, taking up most of the run-time for the Primer series. At the same time, now that a...