Turns out our girlfriend was actually a robot this whole time, and Rufus Shinra needs her so that he can fire the laser on his solar-powered kill satellite. So Acharky and I are off to space to stop him. That's just what one does when they're The Bouncer. After all, Bouncers put their life on...

Our martial arts master was apparently Rufus Shinra's bodyguard, and taught him how to fight or something. Also, our former best friend was part of some genetics experiment? Whatever the case, our girlfriend is still kidnapped (and apparently Rufus Shinra's sister), and only The Bouncer can...

Now that the Murder Castle is soundly behind us, it is time for Acharky and I to indulge in our... baser instincts. I have heard people talk about The Bouncer, mostly as a basis of comparison to our favorite stream game: THE QUIET MAN! Lucky for me, Acharky is as morbidly curious about this...