Hitman 3 – Elusive Target – The Heartbreaker
Another Elusive Target has entered our crosshairs, one befitting the Season of Lust. A wedding planner that grows obsessed with his clients to such an extreme design that he kills their partner to be in order to be with them before falling out of love...
The True Horror – Bugsnax – Part 2
We've arrived on Snaktooth Island in order to investigate "Bugsnax," a bizarre genus of hybrid bug/snak creatures that transform the bodies of Grumpuses who consume them. The leader of the expedition and the one who invited us out here, Lizbert Megafig, has gone missing. So we're...
Hitman 3 – Live Content – (Blood) Lust
Once more, we join Agent 47 as he succumbs to another of the Seven Deadly Sins. This time, our hearts are aflutter, as Lust reigns supreme. And as such, it's our job to play matchmaker! https://youtu.be/59omjtTQavs It's been a long time since I've gone through a Hitman mission...
The True Horror – Bugsnax – Part 1
At last, we have finally wrapped up our time with Resident Evil: VIIIage. While the series is billed as a horror game, by the end of each of them we're always so well equipped that it's hard to be truly frightened. We need a...
A Quick Run – Monster Train – Run 4
It's been a while since our last run of Monster Train. With a new expansion coming out for Runeterra, it is tempting to explore the new cards. Alas, I have not yet had time to play around, so until I do this is a good...
Wolf Country – Resident Evil: VIIIage – Finale
At least, we approach the end of our adventure in this old, isolated village in the middle of France. With only one more of Miranda's children left, her defenses are beginning to look weak. Our daughter is nearly in our grasp. We need only make it...
In League with the Legends – Lurking Lurkers
I made a claim last week that I don't think the Lurk mechanic is very good. The thing about making bold proclamations on the internet is that if at any point, you are proven wrong, then the record of your mistake is forever ingrained into...
Wolf Country – Resident Evil: VIIIage – Part 4
Two of Mother Miranda's four children now lie dead by our hand. From them, we have retrieved flasks containing the preserved body parts of Ethan Winters's beloved daughter, Rose. Halfway to our goal, David Phillips and I must now defeat their remaining siblings so that we...
In League with the Legends – Time Wizards
It's been almost exactly one month since we've last graced the world of Runeterra. Conveniently for us, we're decided to dip our tops back into the well just in time for a new mini-expansion to hit, and with it new champions and play patterns to...
Hitman 3 – Elusive Target – The Liability
The Season of Sin continues, and Sloth continues to be the big theme. Only, this time it's not Agent 47 who embodies the sin. Our target, in his criminal negligence, has created a body count that far exceeds our own. His victims and their families...