We come back to the Lion King world, so let's try not to fall asleep.Thankfully, Sam's here to add some spice to my life.

This world is best world.As much as I love Halloween Town, we're still getting tired of all these world stories. And as a result, we were still in the middle of losing our minds.I would apologize, but I think it's fun to watch.

Sometimes we make interesting, serious points about Kingdom Hearts.And sometimes we look at copyright and just say "screw it".This is one of those latter times.

If you lost Sam and I lost it before, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.It's a tournament plot. You've seen it before. Moving On.

Finally, we get to the part I HATE!I've written about it before, but I can't even fathom how anyone though Atlantica was a good idea. It's a concentrated does of everything wrong with Kingdom Hearts 2.I hate this world, and I hope it they never come back to it in future games.

Welcome back to Port Royal. We're barely hanging on.This is roughly the point where Sam and I start to lose our minds and slowly slip into madness. It's not quite so visible at this point, and we're still able to mostly hold a coherent conversation. But we start making a ton of diversions and side...

While Kingdom Hearts rolls in the background, Sam and I talk about the JRPGs we have (and haven't) played.I want to point out that while Sam seems to have a chronic inability to finish the JRPGs he starts, as of the time of writing, he has completed a single JRPG: Final Fantasy XV, otherwise known...

And now that we've finished with some of the important stuff, we can do nonsense for the next 5-10 episodes.A recurring problem we're running into with this series has more to do with the nature of these long RPGs than any inherent flaw with Kingdom Heart's actual story. Our objective here is to...

It's so refreshing to have cool, interesting conversations about the story.The scenes in the first seven minutes of this episode are all Final Mix exclusive, and that's honestly a large problem. In those seven minutes, so many of the reveals from future games are foreshadowed that the people who...

It's story time, ladies and gentlemen.It's weird to think of how Kingdom Hearts 2 is a product of it's time. I'm not talking about mechanics or how dark its story is (although that's certainly true). I'm talking about how it references other media that, in hindsight, are clearly only to drum up or...