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newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 12 (Finale) - No Witnesses

newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 12 (Finale) - No Witnesses

Anyone who knows about Blood Money knew this episode was coming, but it is the finale and the natural place to end an LP of the game.I'm a little disappointed, because I was prepared to go into a large tirade about how difficult this gunfight is, because I died so many times to it.But then I went...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 11: Part 2 - None Of You Are Safe

newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 11: Part 2 - None Of You Are Safe

We finish the worst, and final, mission in Hitman: Blood Money today:Last time, I wrote about how awful it was that this level runs you through a linear sequence of rooms like the tutorial.But now, we can finally understand exactly why that is. This level culminates in a set-piece where 47 is...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Part 11 - The Final Contract

newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Part 11 - The Final Contract

Today, we break into the White House to stop the president from killing the Vice President:With the exception of the tutorial, which is only linear so that it can teach players about the game's mechanics, this is the worst, most linear level in the entire game.No matter which disguise you use, no...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 10: Part 2 - An Angel Clips Its Wings

newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 10: Part 2 - An Angel Clips Its Wings

Today, we finish up our Vegas activities.Another thing this mission highlights is the thrill of system/simulation-driven design. Every NPC in this mission has a set routine, and the player succeeds by recognizing those routines and exploiting them, either with disguise. Though he spoke about it in...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 9 - The Ultimate Gamble

newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 9 - The Ultimate Gamble

You know what they say: What happens in Vegas stays in body dumps!Back when Hitman: Absolution came out, people (rightfully) got angry over some of the strange marketing decisions made. Most notable, was the reveal of The Saints, assassins in bondage suits who disguised themselves as nuns.But as...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 8 - Shotgun Wedding

newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 8 - Shotgun Wedding

Another episode in Mississippi, this time we go to murder a groom and his would-be father-in-law at a his wedding.Like the birthday party in Episode 4, this is another small, but dense level filled with murderous possibilities.On top of that the implications that the bribe is also the client adds a...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 7 - Blood on the Bayou

newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 7 - Blood on the Bayou

Today, we get down and dirty in the swamps of Mississippi:Back in the Mardi Gras mission (Episode 5: Part 1) I discussed the problem Blood Money has where guards exist in a binary. They either shoot you on sight or are completely unaware of any danger.The other problem I briefly touched on with...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 6: Part 2 - Have a Holly, Jolly Hitman

newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 6: Part 2 - Have a Holly, Jolly Hitman

Let's try this again....To clarify my point, when I say that the game manipulates you into thinking like a psychopath like Agent 47, I don't mean that as a negative criticism of the game.Hitman: Blood Money is trying to convey a certain experience to the player. That is, it is trying to make...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 6: Part 1 - Hot Tub Murder Machine

newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 6: Part 1 - Hot Tub Murder Machine

This next one is short, but I promise to make up for it.It only occurs to me now, but they could easily solve that subtitle problem by just shifting the subtitles down into the black space under the cutscenes. They're half-in and half-out of the shot.One thing I should make a note of now, since it...
newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 5: Part 2 - Late to the Murder Party

newdarkcloud plays Hitman: Blood Money - Episode 5: Part 2 - Late to the Murder Party

Welcome to the party. I hope you remembered your chicken suit.One thing I noticed about this mission after watching the tape is that the chicken suits serve an second purpose, other than just being a joke.When you consider the massive crowd roaming this space, you realize that the designers needed...
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