In this episode, we dive headlong into a vat of terrible, terrible filler. Naturally, this makes us spend almost an entire episode talking about Final Fantasy.I want to stress that there is nothing inherently wrong with these missions in terms of gameplay. They are actually very fun to playthrough....

This is the part where the game artificially pads itself out by adding missions to the main story that do nothing to advance the plot.There really is no other reason to have Oliver's rescue by a sniper section aside from the designers making it so. Honestly, what I suspect happened is that the...

In this episode, we have an escort mission, because of course we do.I make fun of the flamethrower mission, but it's actually a really fun mission. There's just something cathartic about setting flame to things. Of course, in real life, breathing in all the fumes from these drugs would result in...

This week, we bring you a mandatory stealth mission. Because of course we do.Let us recap what is going on in the plot so far. First, the island our protagonist and his douchebag friends skydive over is run by a group of evil pirates. When we escape, we arrive at a camp where we are given a tattoo,...

In this episode, we actually make some very piercing commentary on this game. This is probably our most insightful episode yet, and it's definitely one of the best.I actually really like the idea of Liza's character. She's by far the most grounded of all the characters in the game. She understands...

In this episode, we finally fixed the audio issue that we were having before. Now, our audio should be balance. Also, this episode is longer than we intended as not much of note happened in the beginning episode. The same thing occurs towards the end, which is why we fast-forward through a lot of...

We continue our playthrough of Far Cry 3 by sneaking onto a ship wreak after tripping our on drugs.This is one the first drug-induced hallucinations that we will experience in Far Cry 3. It also happens to be one of the most pointless hallucinations in the game. Very few things of note actually...

We have been made aware of the audio issue where Sam's audio is significantly quieter than my own and that of the game. This episode was recorded before that issue was made apparent, so we didn't fix it for this. (It will be fixed for Episode 4 and all episodes following it.)We spend some time in...

Welcome to this new joint venture between myself and my cohort Sam Callahan, from The Texture Pop. Those of you who watched shows like Spoiler Warning, or my first such venture, Disclosure Alert, already have an idea of what this will be.Like those shows, this will be using a Let's Play format to...

The Texture Pop turns 21 episodes old this week. As everyone knows, 21 is the legal drinking age in America. As a result, we took the podcast on its first wild party.That might explain what happens every episode. In other news, Garrett is back, but still kinda sick.0:00:00 IntroductionTitle drop...