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Kingdom Hearts Primer - Birth By Sleep - Episode 1 - The Chosen One

September 13th, 2017

And so the Primer begins anew….

I have a deep seated problem with this game, and Sam hit the nail on the head very early on. This game answers questions that did not need to be answered, and raises new, even more confusing questions as a result.

As we progress through the game, Nomura insists on explaining details that aren’t important, rather than elaborating on the ones that are. This initial reveal of Sora saving Roxas before he was even born is just one of those details. Not only does this ruin Sora’s appeal as The Unchosen Hero, but it comes out of left field. There’s nothing in previous games to even suggest the possibility, and doesn’t really add to the story.

I’ll point out other such details as we go along. This is only the beginning.

Kingdom Hearts Primer - 358 Days / 2 - Episode 8 - The One You Have Ice Cream With

September 1st, 2017

Sam and Brandon are finally at the grand finale of 358 Days / 2. Roxas and Xion face existential crises while completing more missions.

Days provides some interesting insight into the mindset of Roxas and those most directly connected to him. That said, in terms of the overall plotline, not much of importance happens here. It’s mostly character work, and that’s why it works as well as it does. That said, don’t play it. The game attached to this story is pretty awful in ways that exist outside the scope of the primer.

Next time, a little more than one week from now, we’ll be moving on to the big breaking point for the story of Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep. I can’t wait for you guys to hear what we have to say on it.

Kingdom Hearts Primer - 358 Days / 2 - Episode 7 - Sensible Questions

August 30th, 2017

Brandon and Sam get to finally talk about the plot important details. Roxas completes more missions.

While it is irritating how often the same lines are repeated over and over in these scenes almost verbatim, this is by far some of the most depth we get our of the characters in Kingdom Hearts. I absolutely love the conflict between Roxas and Axel in this scene.

In the end, the only thing Roxas ever really wanted was to understand who we was and use that knowledge to be his own person. His motivation, and how complicated his quest for truth and self-determination, give him the best scenes in the series.

For this reason, he’s my favorite character in the franchise. I only wish more people could look past Kingdom Hearts 2’s god awful into to see what I see in Roxas.

Kingdom Hearts Primer - 358 Days / 2 - Episode 6 - Riku May Cry

August 28th, 2017

Sam and Brandon get close to the end of the 358 Days / 2 portion of the Kingdom Hearts Primer. Meanwhile, Roxas, Axel, and Xion completed more missions.

We’re getting there. Just one more episode left before we can move on the next game in the Primers.

Something I noticed as I re-watched these episodes for the posts is that Kingdom Hearts has a very severe problem. Almost all of the plot critical information comes from the very start and very end of any given Kingdom Hearts game. For this reason, most of the middle of each game can be easily forgotten.

On some level, this is understandable. This middle section is where all of the Disney worlds make their home, and they are part of the selling point of Kingdom Hearts. That said, at some point, this franchise’s original fiction began to dominate everything else. I’m not longer sure how much of a selling point the Disney worlds are anymore. They’re obviously something that cannot be ignored, since the central identity of Kingdom Hearts is a fusion between Square Enix and Disney. But are they still the main draw? I don’t know.

Kingdom Hearts Primer - 358 Days / 2 - Episode 5 - Epidemic of Falling

August 26th, 2017

While Axel, Roxas, and Xion stood at the clock tower for the fifty-thousandth time, Sam and Brandon continued the Kingdom Hearts Primer.

While I will continue to complain about the nonsense that occurs in Days’s main plot, there is something to be said for how strong the character interactions are.

The voice acting has some problems, mainly in the delivery, but the script is pretty strong, especially when it involves the main trio of Axel, Roxas, and Xion. There are a ton of interesting and complex relationships just between them. Roxas and Xion bond over similar feelings of being ostracized from the rest of the organization. Despite there friendship, the nature of their existences puts them at odds with both each other and the world at large. And ultimately, neither one of them can survive.

Meanwhile, Axel values their friendship as one of the few genuine bonds he’s formed as a nobody, especially since his actual former best friend is nearly unrecognizable. For that reason, he’s willing to do whatever it takes to preserve that friendship, which is exactly what drives a wedge between them.

It’s pretty deep, and I wish they leaned into this kind of material more.

Kingdom Hearts Primer - 358 Days / 2 - Episode 4 - Relationships Founded On Lies

August 23rd, 2017

This clock tower is really starting to grate on our nerves.

I try genuinely hard to avoid spoiling things for Sam on this Kingdom Hearts adventure we’ve embarked on. But every now and then, a reveal is so tantalizing that I can’t help myself. This was one of those times. It doesn’t help that those kinds of retcons are alarming frequent, especially in the spin-off games. On top of that, they are necessary in order to properly contextualize the experience.

This game spends so much time dwelling on the fact that Nobodies don’t have hearts. This is problematic for two reasons. One, while they talk a lot about it, they never explore the ramifications of what it must be like to live without emotions and how having and losing emotions can change someone. Despite constantly saying that Organization members don’t have feelings, almost all of them have distinct personality traits, thoughts, and emotions (or at least character archetypes). Even if Kingdom Hearts 2, it stinks of a lack of opportunity.

But then coming out and saying that they *do* have hearts and feelings causes it’s own set of headaches. It makes all the pointless, meaningless dwelling on the subject feel like a collective waste of time. Why did we spend so much time going “Oh, we don’t have emotions”, when that couldn’t be further from the truth? And it jettisons all the potential there could have been to explore a very interesting premise.

I can’t figure out what it would be, but there had to have been a more satisfying way to resolve this problem than the route they took. As it stands, it feels like Nomura figured out we couldn’t write characters with “no hearts” and just did away with the premise with a half-assed retcon. I’m unsatisfied.

Kingdom Hearts Primer - 358 Days / 2 - Episode 3 - AxelRox

August 18th, 2017

Sam and Brandon were halfway through the commentary of the 358 Days / 2 section of the Kingdom Hearts Primer. Meanwhile, Roxas continued to complete more missions.

Something I mentioned in this episode is that Kingdom Hearts, after the first few games, has a tendency to hire relatively new voice actors for characters both minor and major. Either that, or celebrity voice actors.

That doesn’t seem to be the case in Days though. I had assumed that Xion’s voice actress being new was part of why she wasn’t turning in a great performance. This is incorrect though, since her voice actress is Hayden Panettiere. You’d probably know her as the Indestructible Cheer Leader from Heroes or Sam in Until Dawn, but in terms of Kingdom Hearts she also does the voice of Kairi in every single game she appears in.

While she has little experience with voice acting before Kingdom Hearts (according to her imdb), it’s no more or less than any of the other voice actors here. This again leads me to expect that the voice director(s) weren’t giving them good direction.

It’s a shame, or it would be if this game wasn’t mostly filler.

Kingdom Hearts Primer - 358 Days / 2 - Episode 2 - Ice Cream Friends

August 16th, 2017
Sam and Brandon continued the Kingdom Hearts Primer by themselves.
I was genuinely excited by Sam figuring out the importance of Xion’s hood coming on and off between shots without me having to explain anything. Then again, he studies film so of course he would notice the cinematography tricks.

Aside from that, this is more of an setup episode. Not much in terms of story progress went on, but the game is currently establishing plot points that will become topics of conversation later.

Kingdom Hearts Primer - 358 Days / 2 - Episode 1 - Without Much Thought

August 15th, 2017

The struggle is eternal. Though it may start and stop it fits, there will never be an end to it. Thus, our journey begins anew.

This shouldn’t take anywhere near as long as our Kingdom Hearts 2 season. But don’t fret, we still have our brand of off-the-cuff commentary.

Not much happens in this first episode, but one thing you can immediately notice is the stilted voice acting from much of the cast. If you compare the performances in Days with that from previous Kingdom Hearts, there’s a noticeable monotone is most of the lines.

Even Sam, who watches so much anime that a wooden performance or two might slip be him without notice, couldn’t help but commenting on just how bad the voice work is. One rule I like to use is that if one or two characters have flat, bland acting, it’s likely those performances. However, if the whole cast, or most of it, is turning in sub-par voice work, it’s probably the direction.

And since we don’t see this problem in any other Kingdom Hearts game, I can only imagine that whoever was tapped to direct the voice work here just wasn’t up to it.

Kingdom Hearts Primer - Kingdom Hearts 2 - Episode 39 - Deus Ex Machina

August 11th, 2017

3 games down, however many we have left to go!

There was a healthy discussion about the endings in this episode that has stuck with me in the (now) year since we originally recorded it. Had Square and Disney decided to stop here, this would have been a solid ending. Sure, there would have been some mysteries left unsolved, but not everything needs to be explained in order for a story to be a good story.

Either fortunately or unfortunately (depending on your perspective), Kingdom Hearts did continue after this game. And as the series went on, they moved away from the more whimsical tone of the first game and more towards the decidedly darker tone started in Kingdom Hearts 2. We’ll talk about some the problems I have with the storytelling in future Kingdom Hearts game at a later point, but I feel this shift in tone had it’s own impact on the series.

Sam and I talked about how the fate of Roxas and Namine in particular is terribly tragic, but didn’t get as much screen time as it should have. If anything, those kinds of very unfortunate fates become almost a staple for the series as it goes on. That said, it all started here.

Now that we’re officially out of Sam’s Kingdom Hearts comfort zone, I hope you guys have as much fun seeing how he reacts that I did when I was recording it with him.

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