Our martial arts master was apparently Rufus Shinra’s bodyguard, and taught him how to fight or something. Also, our former best friend was part of some genetics experiment?
Whatever the case, our girlfriend is still kidnapped (and apparently Rufus Shinra’s sister), and only The Bouncer can save her.
If you thought the earlier sections of the game were janky, you haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen this bizarre escort mission. It’s like they didn’t have any animations created for the eventuality that the robots would take damage, so instead, they just freeze up for easy stun locks.
And to top off, we don’t even have to fight any of them. We can easily just run around them and keep going almost completely unfettered despite the awkward auto lock-on slowing us down.
Even in a game as janky as this one, it’s such a strange decision. At least the section doesn’t take too long to zip past once we know where the staircases are.
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